IT'S DEAD!

Kinja'd!!! "Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
09/15/2016 at 17:14 • Filed to: Dingdongtheaveoisdead

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A co-worker was driving it and it spectacularly overheated, taking the engine with it. Along with the trans being almost gone, it would take nearly $5k to get it on the road. It’s dead. THE AVEO IS DEAD.

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! CB > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 17:17

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THE AVEO IS DEAD. LONG LIVE THE AVEO.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 17:19

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Good riddance. Don't let the crusher hit you on the way out you sad ass Daewoo.


Kinja'd!!! The Stig's former college room mate > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 17:21

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The Aveo was never actually alive...


Kinja'd!!! BKosher84 > CB
09/15/2016 at 17:25

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Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 17:26

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You can’t kill an Aveo...it’ll just simply live on in other Aveos.


Kinja'd!!! Flies With Thunderbirds > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 17:28

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Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Mercedes Streeter
09/15/2016 at 17:49

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It’s out of my life, that’s all that matters.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CB
09/15/2016 at 17:50

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No, kill them all.


Kinja'd!!! Probenja > CB
09/15/2016 at 18:20

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Well it technically still lives in Mexico, for some reason:

http://www.chevrolet.com.mx/aveo.html


Kinja'd!!! CB > Probenja
09/15/2016 at 18:22

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Dreams do come true!


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 18:24

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Good riddance. Horrendous little things. I pray I never have to actually get in one.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 18:29

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Praise the lord!

Monday he’ll probably show up in a Chevy Spark though....


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/15/2016 at 18:34

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Everyone has to experience one.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > E92M3
09/15/2016 at 18:37

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That’s my fear. Though after our Duramax and the Aveo, maybe his addiction to Chevy’s is fading. A Fiesta Ecoboost would be nice.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 18:37

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UGH FINE GOSH


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/15/2016 at 18:40

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It will make you appreciate things like Corollas and Camrys.


Kinja'd!!! sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 18:46

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What if I already appreciate them?


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/15/2016 at 18:47

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Then you are a reasonable person.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
09/15/2016 at 18:55

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I drove one a few years ago when I worked as a valet. Everything on it felt loose, sloppy and worn out. It looked quite new, however, so out of curiosity I switched it from trip to odometer to see how many miles it had. 183. No, not thousand. One hundred eighty three. That shifter was the sloppiest, floppiest thing I ever experienced, and it spoke volumes about the quality of the car.


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Tristan
09/15/2016 at 19:00

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I actually had a video on my phone of me going through the gears. There are inches of play in gear. It make a Tacoma’s shifter feel sporty.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > sm70- why not Duesenberg?
09/15/2016 at 20:19

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Was my driver’s ed car. First car I really got to drive.

Almost made me give up on my license